−We think a mental health therapist offered this advice to a patient who was apprehensive about attending company meetings.
▪ Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
▪ Don’t say anything until the meeting is half over; this labels you as being wise.
▪ Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
▪ When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
▪ Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular-it’s what everyone is waiting for.
−A patient sits down in a mental health therapist office and tells the provider “I feel awful but I simply do not know what’s troubling me.” To which the therapist responds “Go home, figure out what your problem is and then come back.” To which the patient replies “Would it help if I give myself a co-pay?”
Source: Gary R’nel
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