Laugh a Little or Maybe A Lot: It’s Good Therapy
› I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
› Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
› When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
› Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
› I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe. \
› She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
› Honk if you love peace and quiet.
› Despite the cost of living, it remains very popular.
› Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
› Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
A psychologist and a proctologist open a practice together. The name on the office shingle: Manic-depressives and anal retentives.
Patient to Therapist: “I want this to be the happiest holiday season of my life. Therapist to Patient: “How do you plan on achieving this goal?” Patient to Therapist: By staying in therapy with you for 24 hours straight.”
Source: Gary Rnel
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