Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, “Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?
“Outstanding,” Fred replied. “They taught us all the latest psychological techniques
-visualization, association-it made a huge difference for me.”
“That’s great! What was the name of the clinic?”
Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn’t remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, “What do you call that red flower with the long stem rose and thorns?”
“You mean a rose?”
“Yes, that’s it!” He turned to his wife…”Rose, what was the name of that clinic?”
THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT MARRIAGE FROM THE MOUTH OF KIDS
How do you decide who to marry?
got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she
should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip
Alan, age 10
“No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.”
Kirsten, age 10
What is the right age to get married?
is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.”
Camille, age 10
One therapist to another-“You are so difficult to get along with”. The other responds-“Why don’t you set up an appointment with me so we can discuss our differences.”
Source: Gary R’nel
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