A man goes to a therapist and says, “I got a real problem I can’t stop thinking about sex.” The therapist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out,” and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks. The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”
The therapist says, “Very interesting” and shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?” The man looks and turns it in different directions and say, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”
The therapist tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?” The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”
The therapist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex.” “Me?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures.!”
Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are all feeling well.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute.
Hypochondria is the only illness that I don’t have.
Warning: this one is not that great! A therapist returns from a ski conference in Aspen where all the therapists were permitted to ski for free. Her husband asked her how it went. She replied, “Fine, but I’ve never seen so many Freudian slips.”
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