The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
“No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?
Quotes by Famous People
Sometimes, when I look
at my children, I say to myself,
“Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.”
I had a rose named after
me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog:
“No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest
woman I had
ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister,
and now wish to withdraw that statement.
– Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife,
you’ll become happy;
if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up.-
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