A man goes to a therapist and says, “I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex.”
The therapist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks.
The therapist says, “very interesting,” and shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?”
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”
The therapist tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”
The therapist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex.”
“Me!?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”
A reporter visits a state hospital to gather info for an article about inpatient psychiatry. He sees all kinds of patients, one of whom is loudly claiming to be God.
The reporter approaches him and says: “Since you’re God – why don’t you come here and put your hand over the fire?” The patient looks at him and replies: “Look buddy – just because I’m crazy doesn’t mean that I’m an idiot too”.
Source:bouldertherapist.com (Thanks to Henry Kalir)
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