-A young woman takes her troubles to a mental health therapist. “You must help me,” she pleaded, “Its gotten so that every time I date a nice guy I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.”
“I see,” nodded the therapist. “And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve this matter.”
“For God’s sake, NO!” exclaimed the woman. “I want you to fix it so I won’t feel guilty and depressed afterward.”
-Joe had been seeing a therapist for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. Not finding his current therapy helpful he turned to a new therapist. Several weeks later he encountered his old therapist in the supermarket and told him he was cured after one session-the therapist asking how is that possible. Joe’s response-he told me to cut the legs off my bed.
-A man walks into a therapist’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me the patient asks?’ The therapist replies, “You’re not eating properly.” Should we be apologizing for this one as well?
Source: workjoke.com and Gary R’nel
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