Joe had been seeing a mental health therapist for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. His progress was very poor and it had been years since Joe had gotten a good night’s sleep. A few weeks later, Joe’s former therapist meets him in the supermarket and is surprised to find him looking well rested, energetic and cheerful. Joe tells his therapist “It’s amazing! I’m cured! I went to see another therapist and he cured me in just one session!” His past therapist responds “How did that happen?” “Oh, easy” says Joe. “He told me to cut the legs off my bed.”
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Two mental health therapists are walking down the hallway at a hotel. One makes a comment in reaction to what the other just said telling her “You’re nuts.” To which the other therapist replies “I don’t understand how you came up with that diagnosis so quickly, it usually takes me at least four sessions to reach that conclusion with my patients.”
How do you define professional group therapy? Five mental health therapists sitting in a circle discussing their personal problems.
Source: Gary R’nel
What do you call the family of a water pump? Pump-Kin.
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