-Why is therapy a lot quicker for a man than a woman? Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
-How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the light bulb will change itself when it’s ready.
-How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but why does the light bulb necessarily have to change.
-One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they re OK, then it’s you.
– “After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You will never be trapped by the desire to steal again.” “Gee, that’s great,” the patient replied. “And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store you will feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever.” Patient to Therapist “Oh, whatever can I do to thank you?” “Well,” suggested the therapist, “if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave.”
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