My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
I told my therapist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn’t me yet.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a therapist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a therapist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Source: Rodney Dangerfield
I said I would never go to a therapist and I spend much of my life in psychoanalysis.
Source: Diane Keaton
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