One therapist to another: “I am seeing more patients who are worried about the Trump administration.”
Other therapist: “Well, he did promise to increase business.”
One therapist to another after lovemaking: “Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?”
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called ‘Suffering From a Mental Illness’.
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. –Jane Wagner
A therapist is shopping for a new couch for her office. The salesman asks her if she wants a sofa bed. The therapist replies “No thanks. My patients are not that ill that they require overnight sessions.”
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