-What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a therapist!
-Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?
Therapist: You’ve got multiple personalities.
– The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would
you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the
top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, “A basketball
– The aspiring therapists were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
“Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “What is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
“Elation,” said she.
“And you sir,” he said to the young man from Texas, “how about the
opposite of woe?”
The Texan replied, “Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up.”
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