-Everyone is entitled to be stupid but some abuse the privilege.
-There is a new Barbie doll on the market-Chain Smoker Barbie-with the Surgeon General’s warning on the box.
-There is a new Barbie doll on the market-Hockey Barbie-comes with a hockey stick and missing teeth.
-A therapist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The therapist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The therapist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: “That’s his problem.”
-Why is therapy a lot quicker for a man then for a women? Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, a man is already there.
-A patient complains to his therapist that his “fast food” restaurant never serves his food quickly. The therapist replied, “What do you mean?” To which the patient replied “I thought fast food meant the server would run to the counter when giving me my order.”
Source: Gary R’nel
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