-A prize was recently awarded to mental health researchers in Belgium, the Netherlands, Germany, Canada and the United States for asking a thousand liars how often they lie, and for deciding whether to believe those answers.
-What’s the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
-Ever notice how many women’s problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstration, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMorrhoids.
-Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head therapist. If the patient passes the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years. The counselor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. “Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why you didn’t you jump?” asked the therapist.
To which the third person answered, “Well, I can’t swim.”
Source:jokes4all.net
-One therapist to another therapist: “Who do you talk to when you’re in need of therapy?” The other responds “Myself, I am well trained in offering advice.”
Source: Gary R’nel
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